Standard (EADGBE)

I can't drink without getting a headache

I can't dream without going to sleep

I can't smoke without a bunch of coughing

I can't sow without the reap

I can't deal without a shuffle

I can't play without a pick

I can't write without inspiration

Like a lump of wax without a wick

I can't drive without loud music

I can't dance without a beat

I can't ask why without a forehead wrinkle

I cannot wake up without taking a leak

I can't be active without my breakfast

I cannot live without guitar

I cannot sleep with my clothes on

Can't make a living without the bars

Oh the wonderful bars, God bless the bars

But I can love and I can laugh

I can always pass drama, always fail math

I can go three days without a bath

But I'll never be whole without my better half

I can go a whole week without a bath

But I can't be whole without my better half

My better half, my better half

My better half

my better half, my better half

My better half, my better half

My better half, my better half

My better half, my better half