Standard (EADGBE)

Life is like a thrift store

Oh, the joy of the score

The thrill of the hunt

The love of the game

I'm the moth, life is the flame

I always seem to want more

Than I can afford

It's just too short for the pain

I'm in the gutter, life is the lane...

Life is the lane...

Life is like an ice cream cone

Dripping down your hand

You gotta learn how to lick it

Or you'll be in a sweet sticky puddle right where you stand

So many flavors to choose from

Yet so hard to decide

Life is like a rocky road stain

It's just along for the ride

It's along for the ride...

Cuz it's the same dance, different song

Sleep won't let me rock it to you all night long

It's Acoustalunatickle anarchy

I love it when you don't take me seriously

Life is like a roller coaster

With a big long line

You get burned in the sun while you're waiting

For your turn to ride

Loop-de-loop and twist and turn

All at high speeds

Life is the rush of the first drop

That's the jones that I feel...

That's the jones that I feel...

Chorus

Bridge

Life is like this dumb song

That gets stuck in your head

It's bangin' 'round from when you wake up

Until you go back to bed

It's just like that ice cream cone

Dripping down your hand

You gotta learn how to lick it

Or you'll be in a sweet sticky puddle right where you stand...

Be in a sweet sticky puddle right where you stand...

Chorus