Take Me To The Tundra Chords

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Verse

GSummertime in Virignia

Is Csticky as sticky can Gbe

It's Glivable with climate control

Of Acourse that's for a Dfee

It was Gtougher back in the olden days

Back befCore the air conAditioning craze

GAll I Ccan saGy is

Better Dthem than Gme

Stinky old Ramona

Stinky as stinky can get

Working at the roadside vegetable stand

Over in the northern neck

She would beg to differ

Says it's fine in the shade

But I would rather shiver

Than sweat my ass to the grave

Chorus

So Ctake me to the DtunGdra

So IC can see my bGreath

Where Gicicles drip out from my nose

Some Adesolate frozen the Dvalley of death

I'm Gtired of being soaking wet

I'm Ctired of that Arash I get

GTake me Cto the Gtundra

So DI can see my Gbreath

Sweatstains on the car seat

Sweatstains on my shirt

Sweatstains on the seat of my pants

Mixed in with Virginia dirt

It's heat like that bring you to your knees

Hallucinate to the deeper freeze

Pray to the higher power

For a little breeze

It was hotter than hell

And Satan himself

Come up the other day

With red pointy perspiration pouring

He looked at me as if to say

How in Heaven can you deal

With heat like this I don't care to feel

I'm goin' home

Back down the road to hell

Chorus

I reckon I should build me a swimming pool

And have it attached to me

Then I can walk around all day long

As cool as a man can be

But I would probably shrivel

Lemme tell you brother that ain't right

Maybe we should just sleep all day

And live our lives at night

Summertime in Virignia

Is sticky as sticky can be

It's livable with climate control

Of course that's for a fee

It was tougher back in the olden days

Back before the air conditioning craze

All I can say is

Better them than me

Chorus

Take me to the tundra

So I can see my breath

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