Standard (EADGBE)

I'm the kinda bloke that would like to think that if I can go back in time

That Banjo and Henry and even Ned Kelly would all be good mates of mine

Cause their pisspots and poets and outlaws and I can relate to that

And I can relate to their attitude too in word DILLIGAF

Pre-chorus

That spells - I -L-L-I --- DILLIGAF

This is what it means

Chorus 1

Do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF?

Am I being direct enough DILLIGAF?

It's just another way of saying look I couldn't give a fucking rat's arse mate

And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF, your turn

And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF, do it again

And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF

Verse 2

Its stress relief made easy its simple and it works

Just say DILLIGAF next time you're got to deal with dickheads wankers and jerks

And when you go out stick a DILLIGAF on your T-Shirt or your hat

And when some cunts giving you the shits say mate read that

Pre-chorus

That spells - I -L-L-I --- DILLIGAF

Lets tell them what it means

Chorus 2

Do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF?

Am I being direct enough DILLIGAF?

It's just another way of saying look I couldn't give a fucking rat's arse mate

And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF, your turn

And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF, do it again

Do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF?

Am I politically enough DILLIGAF?

It's just another way of saying look I couldn't give a rodent's rectum mate

And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF, your bit

And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF, big finish

And do I look like I give a fuck DILLIGAF,

Outro

(CHORDS)