Standard (EADGBE)

Douchebag on the Beach who brought a guitar

A-hole on the Beach smoking a cigar

Drunk girl on the beach who thinks that she's at a bar

All you beach offenders out there you know who you are

White trash family who's sitting too close

Inbred family your children are gross

You never secure your umbrella. Yeah there it goes

Why Do Humans always ruin what I love the most

Teen mom who won't keep an eye on her kid

I hope he gets eaten by a giant squid

Long Island ladies engaging in loud conversations

I don't need to hear all about your gross operations

A-hole with a metal detector

Your T-shirt says bikini inspector

Sand castle pervert is making a six foot dong

Cholo on the beach who brought his pet snake

I think we can agree that it was a mistake

Stupid brat with crackers attracting nasty seagulls

Old man in a speedo everybody can see your old balls

Douchebags in the ocean get ready to run

Excuse me fisherman can i boroow your chum

Now I'll just sit back and wait for the sharks to come

Watching douchebags swim for their lives is always good fun

This is my first song i put out and I hope it's right. :)