England 2 Columbia 0 Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Am

Verse 1

Oh you shouldnt have Amkissed me and got me so Eexcited

And when you asked me E7out I really was Amdelighted

So we went to a pub in belsize A♯park

E E7 stop

And we cheered on england as the sky grew dark

Bridge

Oh you shouldnt have Amkissed me cause you started a A♯fire

E E7 stop

But then I found out that youre a serial liar

Chorus

You lied about your Amstatus

You lied about your Elife

You never mentioned your three Gchildren

And the fact you have a Cwife

Now its england F2 colombia C0

And I know just Ehow those colombians E7feel

Verse 2

If you hadnt passed out while I was talking to your friend

It could have really ended badly cause you very nearly had me

If he hadnt taken pity on my heart full of desire

I might never have found out youre a serial liar

Chorus

Verse 3

It is not in my Gnature to ever pick the winning Cteam

Sometimes I think I'm Ehappy then I remember its a Amdream

Now it isn't in myG nature to ever pick a Cwinner

E E7 stop

I always pick a bastard who would have me for his dinner

I can never Ampossess the object of my Edesire

Cause hes bound to turn E7out to be a serial Amliar

Ok I didnt mention my kids, I thought I'd wait a A♯bit

E E7 stop

But I am free and single and hes a lying git

Chorus

Cause he lied about his status

He lied about his life

He forgot he had three children

He forgot he had a wife

And its england 2 colombia 0

I know just how those colombians feel

For this next verse put down that pick pull some random strings on the quaver notes.

Verse

So I got into a Amtaxi and sobbed all the way Ehome

Called my friend up in Sao E7Paulo and cried down the Amphone

I played some tragic music and I lay down to A♯die

But later I Ewoke and I hadnt stopped E7crying

You should never have kissed me, you tasted of deceit

Your perfume was adultery but I'm not a piece of meat

So Ill be the one that you couldnt acquire

I found out in time youre a serial liar

You lied about your Amstatus

You lied about your Elife

And I pity your three Gchildren

And I pity your poor Cwife

Now you can go to Fhell

I'm going to CBrazil

E7 (Mess around on Am, F, A♯, and then land on A)

Still its england 2 colombia 0