Staple Gun Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verses

B F♯ G

 ska bridge G, C, D

Verse 1

There was a guy called John

He found a staple gun

He thought it was a phone

And now he has no ear

His family thought he was dumb

His mum said 'Oh dear John

that's a bloody staple gun'

I now fear for your ear

Bridge

Verse 2

The hospital surgeon said

she was gonna amputate John's head

The left side of it that is

the surgeon's name was Liz

'Your'e really stupid John

That's a bloody staple gun

She cut off poor John's ear

And now he can't really sort of properly hear