Standard (EADGBE)

I could get a piece of meat

From a barren tree

Nothing ever spoiled on me

You brought this

You dipshit

Nothing ever spoiled on me

That cloud stomps around my house

Does whatever it pleases

It teases me

What the hell?

Never was a baritone

Till you stepped in

Never dried my halters on the line

This hairdo's truly evil

I'm not sure it's mine

You're so tall

It's like I climb a waterfall

That cloud stomps around my house

Does whatever it pleases

It teases me

What I said was get me a drink

Alright?

What am I supposed to sit

And look at you all night?

All girls cry

Like I said, I don't know why

That cloud stomps around my house

Does whatever it pleases

It teases me

What the hell?

Never was a baritone

Till you stepped in

Never dried my halters on the line

This hairdo's truly evil

I'm not sure it's mine

You're so tall

It's like I climb a waterfall