Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Well I'm sitting on the toilet
Staring at the walls
I can feel the cool clear water
Splashing soft against my balls
Well thats when I start thinking
About my favorite fantasy
And my dick begins to harden
As the shit pains come through me
Chorus
And I think about you every time I shit
I think about your pussy
I wanna lick your clit
With each fart I fantasize
About my head between my thighs
yes I think about you every time I shit
Riff 2
Girl when I get Diarrhea
Thats when I most wanna see ya
And when the smell fills up the room
Girl, to me, it's your perfume
And with every little grunt
oh I think about your cunt
And my stomach starts to gurgle
And my hemorrhoids start to bleed
(Back to Chorus)
Riff 3
Well Girl, it's almost over
Time to flush and say goodbye
as I gently wipe my asshole
I choke up and start to cry
So I reach into the toilet
And I pick up a piece or two
And I smear the bathroom walls
With these few words, I love you
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