Yeast Infection Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Riff 1

Intro

E B

WelBl I was makin’ love the other day

AndE I put my hand between her lovely legs

SheE was giving me a hickey

WheBn I felt something stiG♯cky

AndC♯ I didn’t know exactlyF♯ what to say

TheBn slowly I removed her underwear

TheEn she reached down and scratched her pubic hair

WelEl I knew I wasn’t dreamin’

WheBn I saw that yellow seG♯men

AndC♯ the smell of cat fish really filled the Bair

Chorus

I wanna sEhow her my affection

But she’sB got a yeast infG♯ection

And her uC♯nderwear is stickiF♯n’ to the wBall

Riff 2

WelBl she pulled my head down closer to her crotch

SheE told me it would taste like butterscotch

WelEl I’ve never had the heart

To Bpull grilled cheese apaG♯rt

So C♯I’ll turn my head so I dF♯on’t have to watch

WellB I closed my eyes and stuck my tongue right in

YeahE the puss & blood was drippin’ from my chin

She Ewas a kickin’ and a screamin’

And Bpissing on the ceilingG♯

I juC♯st held my breath and stuck my pecF♯ker inB

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Riff 3

WellC♯ I fucked her long and hard right there and then

And F♯I rubbed that bloody semen through her hair

I waF♯tched my pecker thumpin’

And C♯when she started cumiA♯n’

It lD♯ooked like making taffy at the faiG♯r C♯

Chorus 2

Well IF♯ showed her my affection

ThoughC♯ she’s got a yeastA♯ infection

Now myD♯ underwear is sticG♯kin’ to my C♯balls

Yes IF♯ showed her my affection

ThougC♯h she’s got a yeast A♯infection

Now mD♯y underwear is stickG♯in’ to my bC♯alls