Ill Think Of A Reason Later Chords

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DI heard he was gonnGa marry some girl froAm Denver

Then my Dsister came over, had the GSunday paper with Dher

EThere was the girl on the Gsocial page

ALookin' in love and Dall engaged

GWe decided she don't take a very good Apicture

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It Gmay be my Afamily's Dredneck nature

Rubbin' Goff, bringin' Aout unlady-lDike behavior

It Gsure ain't AChristian to Djudge a stranger

But GI don't like her A

She Gmay be an Aangel who Dspends all winter

GBringin' the Ahomeless Dblankets and dinner

A Gregular ANobel DPeace Prize winner

But GI really hate her

I'll Athink of a reason Dlater

I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker

Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target

I couldn't be happier on my own

But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone

And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it

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Inside her head may lay all the answers

For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer

Salt of the earth and a real good dancer

But I really hate her

I'll think of a reason later

(Spoken) Well, it was just one tooth

Did I mention I don't particularly care for her?

She makes me sick...