Standard (EADGBE)

once upon a time

on the Internet there was a guy

a very deeply flawed man

they called him Eric Bauman

he was a total asshole

and nobody knows why

VERSE TYPE 2:

it wasn’t fair

to those from whom he stole

but did he care?

no not one bit

and then he had the nads

to sell some ads

what a piece of shit

oh, Eric

Outro

Ebaumsworld is going down

we gotta rise up from the underground

and tell Eric Bauman a thing or two

bout how stealing simply isn’t cool

so right now we’re making that our mission

and if that bastard doesn’t listen

we’ll get sick of being lawful

and brand his ass with “SOMETHING AWFUL”