Standard (EADGBE)

x4

i feel real stupid when i say it out loud

like i'm just jealous of a silver cloud

he looks real good, he drinks diet coke

he gets his enemies sent by air not boat

Chorus

tacket

i wish i was him, gets the women at his feet

with all his cool friends, has no enemies

i wish i was him , gets his records for free

x4

i wish i was him,

2nd&3rd verse and chorus same chords

Verse2

he's got six different flannel shirts, airwalks not thongs

he even understands the words to all the pavement songs

he's got the coolest new guitar toys

he even loves SMUDGE and the Beastie Boys

Chorus2

same lyrics

Verse3

well i feel alot better now that i let it all out

he's got big biceps and a masculine shout

it's not that i'm tryin' to be mean

but he plays guitar much faster than me

Chorus3

still same lyrics