Standard (EADGBE)

---intro/verse

I got abducted by a ufo. and where we're going I don't know

but alls I know is that I've gotta get home

---interlude/chorus riff

---verse

I got abducted by a ufo. and where we're going I don't know

but alls I know is that I've gotta get home

I'm gonna write my mom each & every day. tell her I'm alright tell her i'm ok

and I'll tell here where we're going today

---chorus

well, I don't know. don't wanna go

with the ufo. just let me go home

---verse

I got abducted by a ufo. it took me on a trip down to mexico

but alls I know is that I've gotta get home

took me last night across the usa. and I know things are gonna be okay

when I get back to sunny californ-i-a

then chorus x2

---bridge

don't wanna go. don't wanna go. with the ufo. please let me go home.

the chorus again

That's it you say? So short and lazy... was this song written by Mexicans?

"Wow! Uncle Andy, that was really racist!"

Nay, I say. For I am Mexican. Which grants me the liberty to call my people

lazy. Just like how black people can say ni-

Good night, everybody!!!