Standard (EADGBE)

Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands and knees, and he said

"Hey, mama, hey, let me check your oil, all right?" and she said,

"No, no, honey, not tonight. Come back Monday, come back Tuesday,

and then I might."

I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?

I said Juanita, my sweet taquito, what are you up to?

Don't want nobody who won't dive for dimes.

Don't want no speedballs cause I might die trying. Throw me a line

Throw me a dime. cause there's a

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Fat man in the bathtub with the blues. I hear you moan, I hear you moan

I hear you moan.

Billy got so sad dejected, put on his hat and started to run

Running down the street, yelling at the top of his lungs.

"All I want in this life of mine is some good clean fun.

All I want in this life and time is some hit and run."

I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?

I said Juanita, my sweet taquito, what are you up to?

Put my money in your meter, baby, so it won't run down, but you

caught me in a squeeze play on the cheesy side of town, throw me a line

Throw me a dime. cause there's a...

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