Standard (EADGBE)

There's a lady in a turban and a cocaine tree

And she does a dance so rhythmically

She's crying and singing and having a time

Gee, that cocaine tree looks fine, you gotta

(CHORUS)

Put on your sailing shoes, put on your sailing shoes

Every one will start to cheer when you put on your sailing shoes

(VERSE 2)

Jedediah, he's got a dime

Says he catch a more fish every time

Well, I got a line, and you got a pole

Well, I'll meet you at the fishing hole, but you gotta

(CHORUS)

Put on your sailing shoes, put on your sailing shoes

Every one will start to cheer when you put on your sailing shoes

(VERSE 3)

Doctor, doctor, I feel so bad

This is the worst case I've ever had

He said, "Have you this misery for a very long time, cause

If you live, I'll lay it on the line. You gotta

(CHORUS)

Put on your sailing shoes, put on your sailing shoes

Every one will hip-hooray when you put on your sailing shoes