Unfriendly Skies Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

CWell I wonder how SuFsie is doingC

At the airpFort in old Durango C

Does SusiCe still work foFr the airlines C

I pray one Fday they let that bitch go G

SFusie’s a big deal at the airlines C

The DurFango airport’s pretty small G

She cheFcks in and tags C

And handFles some baggage C

You could say thatC sue does itG all C F

You could say thatC bitch sue does it aGll C

I flew into Durango from Denver

Where I ground checked my martin guitar

Susie took it off of that aircraft

threw it on top a luggage car

from the airplane there on the runway

through the window I witnessed it all

my axe hit the tarmac

I swear I heard the crack

That old dreadnaught took a dreadful fall

My guitar took a terrible fall

Chorus

EmSo inside I showed Susie the damFage

CCaused by her negligent misdeed G

She denied Emthat it even happened F

InnocenCt was how Susie did plead G

Well I implied tFhat she was a liar C

That’s when Susie madFe up her sick mind G

FHell surely don’t have C

That bitFch susie’s wrath C

She was gonna Cmy kick my ass big timeG C F

That bitCch would kick my ass big tiGme C

Kick it- solo

Kick it again- solo

The next day I went back to the airport

My old six string held together with tape

Susie was on duty that morning

From that cold bitch I could not escape

She said you can’t take your guitar to Texas

Because its in a soft leather case

Either leave it behind

Or a hard case go find

I swear Sue had a smile on her face

That bitch had a smile on her face

Then she showed me a rule in a rulebook

Some bs made up by the faa

I had to leave my guitar in Durango

Have it fed-exed back to LA

I borrowed an axe down in Austin

But I swore I would right susie’s wrong

Lawyers aint cheap

Im no litigious creep

So instead I wrote Susie a song

I wrote that bitch Susie a song

Chorus

Now I think of myself as a nice guy

Usually I’m polite, never rude

Course the bitch’s name isn’t Susie

Cause I don’t want to get my ass sued

But I wonder how Angela’s doing

That’s something I’d sure like to know

Is Angie still there

With her pony tailed hair

At the airport in old Durango

At the airport in old Durango