Punchlines Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

E/F♯ - [202100]

B7 - [7978(10)7]

I Emust adBmit I C♯mfind it Afunny

But I Emight have Bknown she’d C♯mfind it Adumb

The Eair hoBstess and the C♯mblow-up Adummy

EI’m in Bstitches and she’s C♯mtwiddling her Athumbs

She DhaDsus4sn’t lDaughed Aonce

[Play E B C♯m A through twice]

She thinks there’s Esomething Bwrong with my C♯msense of hAumour

And I Ethink there’s sBomething C♯mwrong with Ahers

EOnce upon a Btime she was C♯measily Aamused

But now I Ethink that Bjoke might be C♯mgetting Aworse

It was DfuDsus4nny atD fAirst E E/F♯ A C D

I’m EoverAjoyed when she F♯munderBstands

EI could make her chAuckle if she F♯mgave me half a Bchance

But the Emost she ever Agives me is a F♯msecond Bglance

She Enever gets a kick Aout of my Bpunchlines

[Play E B C♯m A through twice]

I Esaw her Bsmiling during C♯mGilligan’s AIsland

EI suspecBt sarC♯mcasticallyA

DeEspite myselBf, I’m bC♯meside myAself

My Esides are Bsplitting but C♯mso is Ashe

She’s DlaDsus4ughingD at Ame E E/F♯ A C D

I’m EoverAjoyed when she F♯munderBstands

EI could make her chAuckle if she F♯mgave me half a Bchance

But the Emost she ever Agives me is a F♯msecond Bglance

She only Eever gets a Akick out of my Bpunchlines

B7Sometimes

Instrumental break

E B

B C♯m

F♯m A

A B

C D

EGive me half a Achance....

EGive me half a Achance....

EGive me half a Achance.... C D

[to end]