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Intro

My name is Lucy Spraggan

and I have 2,138 friends

On Facebook

I only speak to around 5 of them

When I'm not

On Facebook

My friends comment and think

I look thin

On Facebook

That's because

I don't even have a double chin

On Facebook

I feel popular

For having 10 notifications

On Facebook

I feel deflated when my best friend

Cancels our engagement

On Facebook

Didn't declare the fact

That he has entered a relationship

On Facebook

Because I know if its in my news feed

Then it's serious

On Facebook

If I broke you

And you broke me

Can I automatically

Assume that we

Are in a relationship

Only its complicated

Time to put a C

On you Facebook status

I hate requests

For online games

And made up middle names

Notifications

3 out of 4

For Farmville or Mafiawars

Tagged in a photo

Then you know its bad when

Your tagged in your x's

Stalker top 10

On Facebook

If you broke me

And I broke you

Type my name

Right into youtube

What is your status

Goin' a playlist

I'm Lucy Spaggan

And this is a song called Facebook

I can see your halo

Halo

I can see your Halo

Halo

I can see your halo

Halo

I can see your Halo

Halo