Standard (EADGBE)
Another stupid Saturday the conversation starts to slur
And some sasquatch Wookie-boner spilled his Mad Dog down my shirt
There's a party-thumpin'-booty-humpin' music wagon in my head
My friends passed out or disappeared all leaving me banana-red
When what to my wandering eyes should appear
I feel like Elliot when ET drank the beer
Knock me down, her hair is brown, her eyes are big and blue
A thunderbolt that turned this mad dog to a puppy at a petting zoo
I'm in love with the girl in the other room, ten feet away but I hit the moon
With glitter in the air it's so easy to see
That she's gotta marry someone and it might be me
Woah, Woah (end on A, lead into next verse)
The world's on pause all Newton's laws suspended on account of her
She's like legato glowing purple while staccatos beating in my shirt
What should I do, what should I say, OK I can't say that, but oh my god
I've been struck down from outer space and thunderbolted to the spot
When what to my wandering eyes should appear
Is she really coming toward me for a beer?
Knock me down, her hair is brown, her eyes are big and blue
A thunderbolt that turned this mad dog to a puppy at a petting zoo
I'm in love with the girl in the other room, ten feet away but I hit the moon
With glitter in the air it's so easy to see
That she's gotta marry someone and it might be me
That's basically it! You can figure the rest of the song from there.