Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

See that boy with that guitar

He's got skinny legs like I always wanted

A girlfriend in his car 'cause he's got

Skinny legs like I always wanted

Now sister look at me again

Well, you'd love me if I was as skinny as him

2. And see that boy with that guitar

He's got a shirt and tie like I always wanted

A girlfriend in his car 'cause he's got

A shirt and tie like I always wanted

Now sister look at me again

Well, you'd love me if I was a dresser like him

3. And see that boy with that guitar

He's got a blue Toyota like I always wanted

A Japanese girl in his car 'cause he's got

A blue Toyota like I always wanted

Now sister look at me again

Well, you'd love me if I was a driver like him

4. And see that boy with that guitar

He's got a baby face like I always wanted

A girlfriend in his car 'cause he's got

A baby face like I always wanted

Now sister look at me again

Well, you'd love me if I was a looker like him

5. And see that boy with that guitar

He's got a little round ... like I always wanted

A girlfriend in his car 'cause he's got

A little round ... like I always wanted

Now sister look at me again

Well, you'd love me if I had a ... like him

You'd love me if that were my rear end

(bridge)

But legs they come and faces go

Just like old Toyotas

The Jap girl dumped my ass and stole my clothes

She took my car and left me singing

See that boy with that guitar

He's got skinny legs like I always wanted

A girlfriend in his car 'cause he's got

Skinny legs like I always wanted

Skinny legs like I always wanted

"The little man knows all ..."