Standard (EADGBE)

Seems like everywhere I go the sky is falling

And the concierges they meet you with a frown

When I come to town

I ain't gonna lie to you

Well, every town is all the same

You say: 'how does it feel to be travelling?

How's it feel to live your life on a train?

And the aeroplane?

Well, I ain't gonna lie to you

Well, every town is all the same

When you've left your heart in the Portland rain

And how I wish it was not true

But I ain't gonna stand up here and lie to you

I believe y'all deserve more than that

And if there's one thing that I've learned

Brother, you know you're gonna get burned

If you don't know where your love is at

How d'you plan to get yourself connected?

Are you down with all the latest trends?

To keep up with friends

Well, I ain't gonna lie to you

Well, every plan is all the same

Seems like everywhere I go the sky is falling

And the waitresses all meet you with a frown

When I come to town

I ain't gonna lie to you

Well, every town is all the same

When you've left your heart in the Portland rain