Standard (EADGBE)

Intro.... x 4,

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Well, she wore big knickers,

And she worked on a sewage farm,

I got me hand down her jeans an',

I nearly lost half me arm,

But after ten pints,she looked quite fit,

Couldn't wait to get me hands on her flabby tits.

Sweaty Betty, x2

So I said slap that and ride the ripples,

I've just got to get me gob round her greasy nipples,

She had a massive arse, and sweaty breasts,

Thirty eight chins, she were a mound of flesh.

Sweaty Betty,

She eats a lot of pies,

Sweaty Betty,

She's got enormous thighs,

Sweaty Betty,

Have you smelt her breath,

Sweaty Betty,

She'll crush man to death x2.

And I knew that she wanted me f't shag her,

So I stabbed her cunt with me mutton dagger,

I couldn't believe the size of her bum,

She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.

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Sweaty Betty

Sweaty Betty ,

Sweaty Betty ,

Sweaty Betty.

An' I've seen nowt like it since day I were born,

But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm

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Sweaty Betty She eats a lot of chips,

Sweaty Betty She's got massive tits,

Sweaty Betty She's got a huge vagina,

Sweaty Betty You'd fit a bus inside her,......... G D E D { to the end....}

Sweaty Betty She's so obscene,

Sweaty Betty 3 tons of margarine,

Sweaty Betty She's like a lump of lard,

Sweaty Betty She makes me Willy hard.