Intro
Verse 1
Good morning Miss, can I help you son?
Six-teen today, and up for fun.
I'm a big boy now, or so they say,
So if you'll serve, I'll be on my way.
Verse 2
Box of balloons, with the feather-light touch,
Pack of party-poppers, that pop in the night.
A toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin,
Miss Clay on all corners, has just walked in.
Chorus 1
Welcome to the House of Fun, now I've come of age,
Welcome to the House of Fun.
Welcome to the lion's den; temptation's on his way.
Welcome to the House of...
Interlude
Verse 3
Six-teen big boy, full pint, in my manhood.
I'm up to date, and the date's today,
So if you'll serve, I'll be on my way.
Chorus 2
Welcome to the House of Fun, now I've come of age,
Welcome to the House of Fun.
Welcome to the lion's den; temptation's on his way.
Welcome to the House of...
Interlude
Middle 8
I'm sorry son, but we don't stock,
Party gimmicks, in this shop.
Try the House of Fun; it's quicker if you run;
This is a chemist's, not a Joke Shop!
Verse 4
Party hats, simple enough, clear,
Compre-hende? Savvy? Understand? Do you hear?
A pack of party hats, with the coloured tips,
Too late; Gorgon's heard gossip.
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay; many happy returns from the day.
Chorus 3
Welcome to the House of Fun, now I've come of age,
Welcome to the House of Fun.
Welcome to the lion's den; temptation's on his way.
Welcome to the House of Fun.
Chorus 4
Welcome to the House of Fun, now I've come of age,
Welcome to the House of Fun.
Welcome to the lion's den; temptation's on his way.
Welcome to the House of Fun.
(Repeat to Fade)
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