Standard (EADGBE)

The book of love is long and boring

No one can lift the damn thing

It's full of charts and facts and figures

And instructions for dancing but

I...

I love it when you read to me and

You...

You can read me anything

(Continue this pattern for the rest of the song)

The book of love has music in it

In fact that's where music comes from

Some of it is just transcendental

Some of it is just really dumb but

I...

I love it when you sing to me and

You...

You can sing me anything

The book of love is long and boring

And written very long ago

It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes

And things we're all too young to know but

I...

I love it when you give me things and

You...

You ought to give me wedding rings

I...

I love it when you give me things and

You...

You ought to give me wedding rings