Drunken Lazy Bastard Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Last Dnight at the Apub I Gmet my cousin ARory

It Dwas a good Aday for me so I Gdrank the pints Aaway

And Dwhen I arrived Ahome, my Gbabe she was a Awaiting

I Dcouldn't underGstand it why she sAmacked me in the Dface

(same chords repeat, including for the chorus and for the solos)

Well nine the next morning she sent me to the job centre

They asked me what I do, I said I didn't have a trade

They said come back tomorow, I said no problem officer

So I went back to the pub and I put the pints away

Chorus

Get up out of bed you drunken' lazy bastard

You drink all night and you sleep all day

Get up out of bed you drunken' lazy bastard

If you don't get off your arse, then I'll be on my way

When I arrived home, my babe already left me

She saw me in the boozer in the middle of the day

Well I guess that's the end of our twenty year marriage

So I went back to the pub and I put the pints away

Chorus

Last night at the pub I saw my cousin Rory

I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw who he had at bay

The bastard had my wife that's not the end of the story

The dirty drunken bastard drinks twice as much as me!

Chorus