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Standard (EADGBE)

She walks like a woman, and talks like a man

 she's my next door neighbor, oh Ann The Man, oh Ann The Man

she has a big sister named Valerie

 she wishes she was skinny, but she'll never be, oh Valerie, oh Valerie

(Verse 2)

She did a back flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth

 and when she fell down she rocked the house, oh Valerie, oh Valerie

They sit around the house all day and flop

 and when its time for dinner they all pop-the-top, oh Ann The Man, oh Ann The Man

(Bridge)

Now Ann has Rogain

that's a cryin' shame

Valerie if your hungary

 and get on the rifragator's side

follow Slim Fast it'll be your guide, oh Valeri, oh Valerie