Deans List College Chords

Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

F C G C F

Verse

I owe Fthirty-five dollars to the Clibrary

At GHumboldt State UnivCersity

But I Fdropped out fifteen Cyears ago

And I Gnever paid it and I'm A♯still not C/Ggonna.

I Fnever got my Creport card

And I Gdidn't go to class and I Cdidn't work hard

So I Fdidn't wanna know how Cbad I did

But I Gknow I never made the A♯dean's lC/Gist.

Chorus

And Amcollege is a Emwaste of time

If you Fwanna be a baker or a Ccandlestick maker

AmYou still have to Emwait in line

At the Fbank drive through and the Ctrain tracks too

Behind Fpeople like me with Cno degree

'Cause I Gknow the conductor and Che knows me

You might Fhave a nicer car, but I've Ctraveled pretty far

And Gall I have is an A♯old guitaC/Gr

Bridge

F C G C F C G A♯ C G

Verse

FForty bucks for a Cbag of weed

In the Gsummer nineteen Cninety three

FForty dollars is Call I have

And it Gisn't mine, it A♯belongs to my C/Gparents.

Oh, Ffive hundred points for a Croll of cookie dough

In theG cafeteria they've got Csloppy joes

And the Fsloppy joes cost Cthree points

I won't Geat in the spring but A♯hey, C/Gcookie dough.

Chorus

And Amcollege is a Emwaste of time

If you Fwanna be a diver or a Cbig rig driver.

AmYou still have to Emgo to the store

And Fshare the road with a Cwide load

Who's Ftaking up all Cthree lanes

And you cGan't get around him it's a Cbig pain

And the Fdriver hasn't slept in Cthree whole days

But he Gknows one thing and that's Cfreeways.

He's got a FGatorade bottle where Che goes pee

And Gyou're behind him with your A♯college C/Gdegree.

Final verse:

I owe Fthirty-five dollars to the Clibrary

At GHumboldt State UnivCersity

But I Fdropped out fifteen Cyears ago

And I Gnever paid it and I'm A♯still not Cgonna.