Standard (EADGBE)
When God gave out rythym, he sure was good to you.
You can add, subtract, multiply and divide by two.
I know today's your birthday, and I did not buy no rose.
But I wrote this one instead, and I call it --- "Popsicle Toes".
Chorus
Popsicle Toes
Popsicle Toes are always froze.
Popsicle Toes,
you're so brave to expose all those Popsicle Toes.
RIFF
You must have been Miss Pennsylvania with all this pulchritude.
How come you always load your Pentax when I'm in the nuce?
We ought to have a birthday party,
and you can wear your birthday clothes.
Then we can hit the floor and go explore those --- Popsicle Toes.
Chorus
You got the nicest North America this sailor ever saw.
I like to feel your warm Brazil and touch your Panama.
But your Tiera del Fuegos are nearly always froze.
We gotta see-saw until we unthaw those --- Posicle Toes.
Chorus