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37 years ago a witch done put a spell on me

 A spell where when I'm talkin' I'm singin' it with glee.

When you're always singin' you got to live alone

 That's why I made this mountain shack my home.

When you're on the mountain, there's lots to be a'feared

 That's why this here old mountain goat's prepared!

 Yaaayeeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaa

 Yaaayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 Yaaayeeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaa

 Yaaayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 I got horns that open bottles,

 And I got horns that hold my keys,

 I got horns that when you turn 'em right, they help me watch TV.

 I got horns that open pickle jars,

 And horns that come with hair,

 I got horns that hang my other horns -

 I always come prepared.

Chorus

 Be prepared, be prepared,

 This lesson must be shared,

 This lesson must be shared,

 Be prepared!

 Be prepared, be prepared,

 And unless you got a spare

 You got one life, so handle it with care!

 Yaaayeeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaa

 Yaaayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 Yaaayeeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaa

 Yaaayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 Ya ringadinglanga dingalingidangapipaaaa

 Ooooooh, an avalanche is comin' and I do not feel prepared,

 It's rumblin' like a mountain lion - I must say that I'm scared,

 And if not for the witch's spell you'd hear just how I scream,

 But since I'm only singin', I'll just yodel 'til we're creamed!

[goat yodelling

] (better listen to this part a few times)

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