Standard (EADGBE)
Step one: Try not to be so self-conscious.
Two: Shift your weight into your haunches.
Three: Give a leap into the air and
Four: Just forget your parents are both dead!
Chin up! Even if you're not adopted.
It's not because you are unwanted.
But it might help if you were magic.
Not just a boring ugly pink earth pony who nopony will ever love because
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you're unworthy!