Standard (EADGBE)

I thought that I had everybody on my side,

'till I went and blew it,all sky high

and now she won't even spare a passing glance

all just because I ripped my pants.

When big Lary came 'round just to put him down

Spongebob turned into a clown

and no girl ever wants to dance

with a fool who went and ripped his pants

I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse

but the pain feels so much worse

Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun

then a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns....

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget

so listen and you won't regret

be true to yourself, don't miss your chance

and you won't end up like the fool...who...ripped...his..PAAANTS