Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star,

I made myself a sandwich.

My mommy named it Fred.

It tastes like beans and bacon,

And smells like its been dead.

Chorus

Writing stuff is hard,

So I use a pointy pencil.

Pointy, pointy, pointy,

Pointy, pointy, point.

Bridge

P-U what's that horrible smell?

Chorus

I have a head,

It ends in a point.

Pointy, pointy, pointy,

Pointy, pointy, point.

Verse 1

This song is over,

Except for this line:

You win this round,

Broccoli!

[End on ]