Standard (EADGBE)
Hes Mister White Christmas
Hes Mister Snow
Hes Mister Icicle
Hes Mister Ten Below
[Snow Miser]
Friends call me Snow Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
[Minis]
Hes too much
[Snow Miser]
I never wanna know a day thats over forty degrees.
Id rather have it have it thirty, twenty, ten, five, let it freeze.
[Minis]
[Mini Snow Misers]
Hes Mister White Christmas
Hes Mister Snow ([Snow Miser]: Thats right!)
Hes Mister Icicle
Hes Mister Ten Below
[Snow Miser]
Friends call me Snow Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
Too much (Too much!)
[Heat Miser]
I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!
[Mini Misers]
He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun
He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One
[Heat Miser]
They call me Heat Miser,
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
[Mini Misers]
He's too much! ([Heat Miser]: Thank you!)
[Heat Miser]
I never want to know a day that's under sixty degrees
I'd rather have it eighty, ninety, one hundred degrees!
(spoken)
Oh, some like it hot, but I like it REALLY hot!
[Mini Misers]
He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun
[Heat Miser]
Sing it!
[Minis]
He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One
[Heat Miser]
They call me Heat Miser,
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much! (Too much)