Standard (EADGBE)

He’s Mister White Christmas

He’s Mister Snow

He’s Mister Icicle

He’s Mister Ten Below

[Snow Miser]

Friends call me Snow Miser

Whatever I touch

Turns to snow in my clutch

[Minis]

He’s too much

[Snow Miser]

I never wanna know a day that’s over forty degrees.

I’d rather have it have it thirty, twenty, ten, five, let it freeze.

[Minis]

[Mini Snow Misers]

He’s Mister White Christmas

He’s Mister Snow ([Snow Miser]: That’s right!)

He’s Mister Icicle

He’s Mister Ten Below

[Snow Miser]

Friends call me Snow Miser

Whatever I touch

Turns to snow in my clutch

Too much (Too much!)

[Heat Miser]

I'm Mister Green Christmas

I'm Mister Sun

I'm Mister Heat Blister

I'm Mister Hundred and One

They call me Heat Miser,

Whatever I touch

Starts to melt in my clutch

I'm too much!

[Mini Misers]

He's Mister Green Christmas

He's Mister Sun

He's Mister Heat Blister

He's Mister Hundred and One

[Heat Miser]

They call me Heat Miser,

Whatever I touch

Starts to melt in my clutch

[Mini Misers]

He's too much! ([Heat Miser]: Thank you!)

[Heat Miser]

I never want to know a day that's under sixty degrees

I'd rather have it eighty, ninety, one hundred degrees!

(spoken)

Oh, some like it hot, but I like it REALLY hot!

[Mini Misers]

He's Mister Green Christmas

He's Mister Sun

[Heat Miser]

Sing it!

[Minis]

He's Mister Heat Blister

He's Mister Hundred and One

[Heat Miser]

They call me Heat Miser,

Whatever I touch

Starts to melt in my clutch

I'm too much! (Too much)