Capo 2nd fret
Standard (EADGBE)
Chorus
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
END OF CHORUS
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Chorus
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealers bran new ride
Take your helmet off in out of space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Chorus
Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder what this red button will
do
Chorus
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they quite possibly