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Chorus
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
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Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Chorus
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealers bran new ride
Take your helmet off in out of space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Chorus
Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder what this red button will
do
Chorus
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they quite possibly