Big Blonde And Beautiful Theme Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

E7add13Once upon a time, girl, I was just like you.

A9Never let my extra large largesse shine through

F♯7add13Hair was brown and nappy, never had no fun.

 I B7hid under a bushel, Which is easier said than done!

A9Then one day my grandma who was big and stout,

C9She said you gotta love yourself from inside out.

 And just as F♯7add13soon as I learned how to strut my funky stuff.

 I C9found out that the world at large can't B7

 get enough. So..E.

A/EBring oE/Bn thaA/C♯t

E7pecaA/C♯n pie.E/B E7add13

 PouC9r some sugar on it, sugar.

C♯mDon't be shE9y B

 ScooA6p me up a B♭dimmess

 Of that E/G♯chocolA♭7ate CswiC♯9rl G7add13

F♯7Don't E/G♯be stiAm6ngy,

F♯7I'm B♭a grB7owing girl

 I offerE7

A/Ebig lovE7e B

 With A/Bno apE7oloBgy A/C♯ E/B

 HoC9w can I deny the world

 The C♯mmost of Bm7me E9

 IA6

 am not aB♭dimfraid to throw myE/B

 weight A♭7arouCnd C♯9

 PouF♯7nd by poA7undB by EpoundE7add13

 Because i'm A7

 Big, blonde and E7beauA7/C♯tiful E7

 TherA7e is nothin' 'bout me

 That's uE7nsuiA/C♯table E7 B F♯m7

G7No A♭7

 one wants a A♭7mealC

 That only C♯moffers E7theB leasAt

 When E/G♯girl we're F♯7servin' up

 The F♯m7wholeB daA/Bmn feEast Csus4 Gm C F

F7Slice B♭7off Fa pF7iecCe

 Of B♭thaCt hF7ogs headB♭7 cheDeseF F7add13

 Then C♯7take a look inside

 My book ofDm recipeF7add13s C F7add13

 Now, B♭6don't you sniff aBdimround

 For something FfluffA7/C♯y and ligD9ht  G#9#11

 I G7need a F/Aman who B♭m6brings

 A G7/Bman sizeC7... Appetite

 I'll use aF7

B♭7pincFh of F7sugCar

B♭/FAnd a F7dash oB♭7f spFiceF F7add13 C

 I'll C♯7let ya lick the spoon

 Because it Dmtastes so F7add13niceC F7add13

 I'll B♭6keep it in my Bdimoven

 'Till itF's gooA7/C♯d and hD9ot

 Keep on G7stirring til it Gm7/Chits thB♭7e spCot F F7add13

 Because i'm..B♭7.

 Big, blonde and F7beauB♭/Dtiful F7

 And B♭7Edna girl, you're lookin' so

 RF7ecruitB♭/Dable F7 Gm7

 WhA7y sit in the A7/C♯bleachers

DmTimid and F7afrCaid B♭

 When F/AEdna, yoG7u

 can be your Gm7/Cown parB♭adeC! C11

C♯7 A♭m C♯ F♯ C♯

F♯

B7LooF♯k ouF♯7t, C♯

B/C♯old BaF♯7ltimoB7re E♭ F♯ C♯

 We're F♯7add13marching D9in

And we ain't shufflin'

 Through that E♭mold bD7ack C♯m7door

 And F♯9Tracy, B6i will join yourCdim fight

 If i can F♯keeC♯p up B♭7thisD paceE♭9

 And A7add13girls, i'll A♭7be right F♯at B♭your Bm6side

 If A♭7I caCn fC♯7ind some space

 So you can F♯7

B7HolE♭d your F♯7headC♯ up

B/C♯Just as F♯7big as B/D♯you pleaF♯se C♯

 You D9know they'll hear me knockin'

 With the E♭mtwo of these! F♯7add13

 ToB6morrow, side by Cdimside

 We'll show the F♯worC♯ld what'B♭7s riDght E♭9

 Looks like I'm A♭7touchin' up my roots tonight!F♯ F♯7add13

 Then we'll be B7

 Big, blonde and F♯7beautB/D♯iful F♯7

 It's B7time to face the fact

 It's irrF♯7efutaB/D♯ble F♯7 C♯ A♭7

 CanB♭'t ya hear that B♭7rumbDling?

 That's our E♭mhunger to F♯7be fC♯ree B

 It's F♯timB♭e to A♭7fin'ly taste

 EA♭m7qualiC♯ty F♯7add13

 On mother/B6daughter day

Where thin is in,

 We're Cdimwhite as wool

 Well ladies, F♯bigC♯ is back!

 And F7add13as for black, it'sE♭7add13...

...Beautiful!!

 All shapes and A♭7sizes, follow me

 Let's bust their C♯7chops!

Quick, call the cops!

We're gonna dance our way to victory!

F♯7add13Two...B/D♯Four...F♯7Six...F♯7add13EightB♭...

B9TV'S got to integrate!F♯7add13

B/AStay F♯7

 aF♯7add13way! B♭ B9

This isn't Negro Day!

F♯7add13Two...B/D♯Four...F♯7Six...F♯7add13EightB♭...

B9TV'S got to integrate!D7

 We're here to dance!E♭m7

We're here to stay!

A♭7Tracy, this was D9beautiful! C♯7

Big, blonde, and beautiful,

 lead the F♯way! F♯7 B♭ B Cdim C♯7 F♯7add13