Dirty Rotten Scoundrels - Dirty Rotten Number Chords

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 You may be maCm7ster of

 Your Cm6chosen occuCm7pationCm6

 With several strinCm7gs of

 Polo Cm6ponies in your stableD G7(♭5) C♯

 You must reCm7member all the E♭same

 That at the A♭add9crux of every game

 Is knowing C♯7when it's time

 To leave the Gm7(♭5)table.

 And it's imCm7portant to F9be artful

 in your Cm7exit F9

 No turning bacE♭k, you must accept

E♭/Gthe con is done,A♭7add13

 But now and F♯7Madd♯11then, you might recall

 The moments F9when you had it all

 You had C♯9the charm,

You had the talent

 And, my G7God, you had some fun.

 It was a Cmadd9ball, it was a F9blast

 And it's a Cmadd9shame it couldn't F9last,

 But ev'E♭add9ry chapter has to end,

 You must aDgree. C♯

 It was a Cmadd9joy, it was suE♭blime,

 A splendid A♭add9way to earn a dime

 For a C♯7dirty rotten guy G7like

Cmadd9me. F9 Cmadd9 F9

Dmadd9 G9 Dmadd9 G9

 When you look Dmadd9back on all G9your

 conquests and Dmadd9deceptions G9

 You see a thoFusand flawless pearls

F/Aset in a B♭7add13strand,

 Laid out G♯7Madd♯11from Biarritz to Rome,

 Each one as G9perfect as a poem

E♭9An opus to be proud of though it's

A7written in the sand.

 It was a Dmadd9ball, it was a G9thrill,

 You had the Dmadd9grace, you had the G9skill

 To know Fadd9exactly what to say

 And what to doE. E♭

 You wouldn't Dmadd9trade a single Fday

 Or have it B♭add9any other way

 A E♭9dirty rotten guy A7like

B♭9me.

It's almost a religion

 The E♭7Mneed to take a pigeon

 And to B♭9play your part

 With elegance and E♭7Mzest

 But when it's timC♯7e to fold the act

 And your F♯add9duffel bag is packed

 Take F9comfort in the fact

That you've been

A#9#11working with the A7(♯5)best.

D#9#11

 It A7♯9was a blastDmadd9, it was a G9ball

 It was a Dmadd9gas, I loved G9it all

 'Cause I Fadd9was hanging with the man

 And that's a plusE. E♭

 You've got the verveDmadd9

 You've got the guts F

 You've go the nerve B♭add9

You've got the nuts!

 I guess we're E♭9dirty rotten crooks,

Dirty rotten shnooks

A7Dirty rotten A♯7(♯5)guys

Oh

 It was a tripD♯7♯9, it was a blastA♭9

 It was a shamD♯7♯9e it couldn't lsatA♭9

 'Cause it was F♯almost

 Too prodigious to discussA♭7.

 So we got screweB9d for fifty grandA♯7(♯5)

 I think we stilA7add13l deserve a hand A♭9

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