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It may not feel too classy

Begging just to eat

But you know who does that?

Lassie, and she always gets a treat

So you wonder what your part is

Cause you're homeless and depressed

But home is where the heart is

So your real home's in your chest

Everyone's a hero in their own way

Everyone's got villains they must face

They're not as cool as mine

But folks you'll know it's fine

To know your place

Everyone's a hero in their way

In their own, not that heroic way

So I thank my girlfriend, Penny

Yeah, we totally had sex

She showed me there's so many

Different muscles I can flex

There's the deltoids of compassion

There's the abs of being kind

It's not enough to bash in heads

You've got to bash in minds

Everyone's a hero in their own way

Everyone's got something they can do

Get up, go out and fly

Especially that guy, he smells like poo!

Everyone's a hero in their own way

You and you and mostly me and you

I'm poverty's new sheriff

And I'm bashing in the slums

A hero doesn't care if you're

A bunch of sca-ry al-co-ho-lic bums

Everybody!

Everyone's a hero in their own way

Everyone can blaze a hero's trail

Don't worry if it's hard

If you're not a friggin tard

You will prevail

Everyone's a hero in their own way

Everyone's a hero in their- (way)