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Intro

So they say

Captain hammer’s become a crusader

Political he’s cleaning up the streets

About time

So they say

That it’s real love,

so romantic

He signed this

So they say

We’ll have blankets and beds

We can open by Monday

Thanks to you

Thanks to me

It’s the perfect story

So they say

A hero leading the way

Hammer’s call to glory

Let’s all be our best

Next up: Who’s gay?

So they say he saved her life

They say she works with the homeless

And doesn’t eat meat

We have a

Problem with her!

This is his hair!

This is so nice

I just might sleep with the same girl twice

They say it’s better the second time

They say you get to do the weird stuff

We do the weird stuff!

This is perfect for me

So they say

I guess he’s pretty ok

After years of stormy

Sailing have I finally found the bay?

There’s no happy ending - So they say

Not for me anyway

Should I stop pretending?

Stop pretending

Or is this a brand new day?

take the chance to build a brand new day!

This is his dry cleaning bill

Four sweater vests