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Intro
Dr. Kelso:
Hello, I'm Dr. Kelso, I'm delighted that you came
So the doctors say you fainted, and you don't know what's to blame
Well, puEs t your mind at ease, there's no ill we can't outsmart
On behalf of all who work here...
All:
Welcome to Sacred Heart!
J..:
Our facilities are excellent! You couldn't ask for more
Janitor:
As long as you avoid the bathrooms on the second floor
Dr. Kelso:
This is Dr. Cox, I'll be giving him your chart
Dr. Cox:
And that's Dr. Kelso -- the kiss-ass of Sacred Heart!
Turk:
You say you burned your hand real bad -- we'll fix you up with gauze
Elliot:
g#m0 / C#4
Perhaps you need your fat sucked out -- or want a smaller schnoz!
J..:
Hey!
Dr. Kelso:
You caught an S.T.D. from some tasty little tart?
All:
We swear
We won't judge you here at Sacred...
Here at Sacred...
Here at Sacred Heart!
Dr. Kelso:
One more thing that I should mention, if what I've heard is true
And everyone appears to be singing to you....
All:
Ahh, Ahhh! Ahh, Ahhh! Ahh, Ahhh! Ahh, Ahhh!
Dr. Kelso:
Your case is very serious! And we'd better start!
All:
'Cause if you think we're singing, you belong at Sacred Heart!
Doctors! Nurses! Patients! Dead guys!
Welcome to Sacred Heart!