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I don't like fancy learnin' books.

 I don't like apple tarts.

 I don't like cozy breakfast nooks.

 I don't like modern arts.

 Well I like farts,

 Yes I like farts,

 I like long farts short farts wet farts your farts, I like farts.

If you got hearts (Peter: Oh I got hearts)

 Let's hear those farts (Peter: How do I start)

 Well Peter I will help you get your fart to start

PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHHT PHHHT...

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