Standard (EADGBE)
I'm dating a mermaid, but we can't make love
Cause she don't got a vagina, although it smells like she does
I just wanna make love to my mermaid
I'm sick and tired of only ever getting to do foreplay
The other day my mermaid said: "Does my bum look big in this?"
I said: "Of course it doesn't, honey pie, sugar pie, sweetie pie, you don't have a
bum, you're half fish."
I just wanna make love to my mermaid
I'm sick and tired of only ever getting to do foreplay
4x (over the sax solo)