Standard (EADGBE)
Hey Mr. Steve what's bothering you?
There's a crocodile around, what you gonna do!?
You've got your cheap hat and your 2 dollar chain,
And I don't give a care (pause) if your makin' love to Jane!
Hey Mr. Steve, I see what's bothering you
There is a croc. around and I know what you'll do...
Crikey Crikey Crikey there's a croc on my porch!
(repeat 3X)
I hear your moving and that's ok with me,
I never liked you anyways you and all your family
Your a bad influence you and all your gators (pause)
So you know what steve, I'll see you later!
(repeat chorus 3X)