Standard (EADGBE)
Chorus
Oh hi Mark,
You were my best friend
You'd throw me the football
For hours on end
Oh hi Mark,
Right now you should please her,
Cos right now,
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
(Play chord sequence again before moving to verse 1)
Verse 1
(chord sequence repeats for all verses and choruses)
I go to work
I try my best
I spend my wages
So Lisa's well dressed
My good friend Denny
Wants to sit and see
We tell him to go
Do his Geography
But soon it all goes bad
At times I'm really sad
So mark my mark, Mark
Oh hi doggie, don't bark
I find Denny with a man
Who has a gun in his hand
Denny's on crack
The dealer wants his money back
Chorus
Verse 2
Lisa says I hit her,
But I did naaaaaaat!
Mark disses my party
So I fight him a lot
Lisa's acting weird
Just like Mark's beard
I'll take her away
And her what she has to say
Turns out she's seeing Mark
And doesn't love me now
I thought love was blind
But I don't see how
She said she was pregnant
But she was lying again
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
Yet again...
Chorus
Bridge
I go into my room
With a loaded gun
Put it in my mouth
Think about what's been done
Why should I try?
Should I live or die?
I pull the trigger
While audiences cheer
Chorus
x 2 (first chorus should be calm, second as normal)