Ammature Transplants - Youre A Peodophile Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

C My life is brilliant

G My name is james

Am I'm only 7

F And that explains

 Why Ci've never had a best friend

 untill yGou came along

 But Ampeople, they look at us and they

 Say thaFt were wrong

they say

F You're a peodGophile

C You're a peodophile

F You're a peodGophile, thCey say

 YoFur name iGs clive

 And yCou'rGe foAmurty-five

 But yoFu don't letG that coAmme between us

 And you makeF me hoGld your Chand

Intro

 Yes, we wCent to the park

 And feGd bread to a duck

 Then you tAmook me home so that we could..

F Eat dinner

 And Cnow i've got your fish fGingures in my tum

 And Amthen you try and push your...Ffood on my plate

F You're a peodGophilel

C You're a peodophile

F You're a peodGophile, thCey say

 BuFt i don'tG care

 Cus yCou'rGe alAmways there

 Like wFhen you helGped me fAmind my specticals

 And when youF fiddlGe with mCy... hair

FYou meet me Cafter school

FYou watch meC in the pool

FYou make me lCaugh when you act Gsilly

FYou take me tCo the swings

FYou buy me swCeets and things

FSome times i Cplay with your,,, GWatch

F You're a peodGophile

C You're a peodophile

F You're a peodGophile, thCey say

 Or havFe i mis-heaGrd

 Yeah, iC've got tGhe wAmrong word

 They say Fthat you're my babysitterG C G Am

 And thougFh you'reG my baby Amsitter

 You stilFl takGe me up the ,,, sChops

Music by james blunt

Parody (Lyrics) the ammature transplants

Chordidge by ben cornish