Andrew Hansen - Ass Sol Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

D Dadd9 C G/B Gm6 B♭

DI'm just a Dadd9regCular G/BJoe with a Gm6goodB♭ Telstra Djob

 I'm a Dadd9bigC CEG/BO who's Gm6madeB♭ a few Dbob

 I like Dadd9BroCadband and G/BBigPond. I'm Gm6wortB♭h every Dcent

 I run an Dadd9AusCsie Tel G/BCo with a Gm6U.S.B♭ acDcent

 I'm Dadd9shoCrt and I'm G/Bshy and I Gm6haveB♭ this weird Dmo'

 that Dadd9makCes me look G/Blike Super Gm6MariB♭o D Dadd9 C G/B Gm6 B♭

 But Dsometimes I'm Dadd9notC paid eG/Bnough to keep the Gm6sharB♭e price from

Dgoing down (oh Dadd9no)C no G/Bway (uh Gm6uh) B♭

 Now I Dgotta find new Dadd9wayCs to G/Bturn Telstra Gm6profB♭its aDround

 (woah Dadd9yeaCh) yeah G/Byeah (yeah Gm6yeahB♭ yeah)

 I Dprey on my Dadd9cusCtomers G/Bstarch loyalGm6ty B♭

 by Draising each Dadd9monCth their G/Bline rental Gm6fee B♭

 I'm the Dass Sol (he's the Dadd9assC Sol, you're the G/Bass Sol) Gm6 B♭

 I'm the Dass Sol (he's the Dadd9assC Sol, such an G/Bass Sol) Gm6 B♭

 When Dpeople ring Dadd9up Con our G/Btech support Gm6lineB♭

 I Dkeep them on Dadd9holCd for G/Bhours at a Gm6timeB♭

 I'm the Dass Sol (he's the Dadd9assC Sol, you're an G/Bass Sol) Gm6 B♭

 I'm the Dass Sol (he's the Dadd9worCld's biggest G/Bass Sol) Gm6 B♭

 I'll Dsay the reDadd9paiCrman will G/Bbe there at Gm6eighB♭t

 but he'll Dturn up at Dadd9fivCe, only G/Bnine hours Gm6lateB♭

 I'm the Dass Sol (he's the Dadd9assC Sol, what an G/Bass Sol) Gm6 B♭

 I'm an Dass Sol (he's a Dadd9reaCl f@#$ing G/Bass Sol) Gm6 B♭

EmMaybe I should have fixed Aphones in the bush

 and Emnot hurry to join the Aprivatized push

 and Emnot moved our jobs to the Acheap Hindu cush

Naaaaah!

 I'm the Dass Sol