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Standard (EADGBE)

You knew something was wrong

When he didn’t come round

Wouldn’t hold your hand

When you went into town

Then he was spotted

Kissing someone else

Rumours abound

It was your best mate Chels

They sat together

In chemistry the other day

They said it would be easier

To do experiments that way

When you weren’t looking

He was giving her the eye

She uncrossed her legs

And put his hand on her thigh

He’s been fucking your best friend

He’s been fucking your best friend

They’ve been fucking after school

In his fucking living room

He said he did it ‘cos she

looks a little bit like you

He’s been fucking your best friend

We all know that boys

are easy to lead astray

And I’ve noticed that she

hasn’t had that much to say

Since you found out and you

Went a bit ‘schiz’

You pulled her hair

And punched her in the tits

It takes two to tango

But she’s still to blame

All the other girls you’e spoken to

Said that they feel the same

But you don’t fight like

Those other chicks

You’re all tight-clenched fists

And kung-fu kicks

Fist and kicks (x3)

he’s been fucking your boyfriend (x2)

They’ve been fucking after school

To that fucking shit Maroon 5

Record that he stole from you

She’s been fucking your boyfriend

Fists and kicks (x7)

She’s been fucking your boyfriend (x2)

They’ve been fucking after school

The fucking swelling on his tool

Still hasn’t gone down since

He had it inside you last night

If this is a three-way relationship

Where was Chelsea then?

She was fucking his best friend (x2)

They’ve been fucking after school

In his fucking living room

She said she did it ‘cos he looks a little bit like you

She’s been fucking your best friend

Fists and kicks (x3)

She’s been fucking your boyfriend

Now she’s fucking his best friend

Fists and Kicks (x2)

Let this be a lesson to you

Keep your hands off

Other people’s boyfriends’ dicks