Standard (EADGBE)
Theyve got sex toys for sale in the toilets
Oh! Tell me what the devil theyre trying to encourage!
A vast array of spirits for just a quid
About the same price as a soul
Oh! Tell me what they want to encourage!
Less decisive power than Deborah Woodruff
But at least she had some grace!
Theres not a single birth control device
In this god forsaken place!
Take her to the glitterball tonight
Shell suck your dick for a Marlboro Light
Dont stop her getting in fights
Cos thats just the way she moves, alright?
Dressed to kill in threads that barely conceal them
Tell me what the devil theyre trying to encourage!
Armed with glitter bombs disguised as drinks
Because they wont let you in with a knife
What the fuck are they trying to encourage?!
Shes looking for a fight with anyone
Who wants to look at her the way
That people do in disgust
At how she puts it on a plate
*Repeat Chorus*
Theres no harm being promiscuous
Just keep it inconspicuous like the rest
The rest of the girls who swapped their dreams for dirt
Shes off her face on Tanqueray
I wonder what her dad would say
About her drinking underage
And getting in a state
She aint no Margaux Hemingway
But shell whop her tits out anyway
Theyre merely a distraction
From the vomit on her face
*Repeat Chorus*
Glitter on the dirty pavement, glitter on the streets
Glitter on the dirty pavement, glitter on your cheek
Glitter on the dirty pavement, glitter on the streets
Glitter on the dirty pavement...
Glitterball same time, same place next week!