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They’ve got sex toys for sale in the toilets

Oh! Tell me what the devil they’re trying to encourage!

A vast array of spirits for just a quid

About the same price as a soul

Oh! Tell me what they want to encourage!

Less decisive power than Deborah Woodruff

But at least she had some grace!

There’s not a single birth control device

In this god forsaken place!

Take her to the glitterball tonight

She’ll suck your dick for a Marlboro Light

Don’t stop her getting in fights

‘Cos that’s just the way she moves, alright?

Dressed to kill in threads that barely conceal them

Tell me what the devil they’re trying to encourage!

Armed with glitter bombs disguised as drinks

Because they won’t let you in with a knife

What the fuck are they trying to encourage?!

She’s looking for a fight with anyone

Who wants to look at her the way

That people do in disgust

At how she puts it on a plate

*Repeat Chorus*

There’s no harm being promiscuous

Just keep it inconspicuous like the rest

The rest of the girls who swapped their dreams for dirt

She’s off her face on Tanqueray

I wonder what her dad would say

About her drinking underage

And getting in a state

She ain’t no Margaux Hemingway

But she’ll whop her tits out anyway

They’re merely a distraction

From the vomit on her face

*Repeat Chorus*

Glitter on the dirty pavement, glitter on the streets

Glitter on the dirty pavement, glitter on your cheek

Glitter on the dirty pavement, glitter on the streets

Glitter on the dirty pavement...

Glitterball same time, same place next week!