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Intro

Verse 1

There’s no need to be upset

Now you’ve found out what he’s like

He treats you like shite

He leaves you on your own

You buy your own Pimm’s then sort of just sit

While he’s dancing like a tit

He wants to go at 1 o’clock

Makes you leave early every week

But then he won’t let you go to sleep

He looks at other girls

And likes comparing their breasts to yours

That’s why you’re so insecure

Bridge

This time he’s taken it a little bit too far

Won’t tell you his reasons but you know what they are

That boy of yours can be such a dick

And he needs to grow up

Chorus

Getting old is not all that it’s cracked up to be

But sometimes it’s nice to show some maturity

It’s possible to have fun without getting hurt

But not with such a silly boy with so much to learn

You deserve better; you deserve a man

Who will make you feel special

Like I know you know I can

I know you’ll never leave him ‘cos you like it like this

When god invented love was he just taking the piss?

Verse 2

A doormat you are not

You’ve got your own valid points-of-view

Don’t let him wipe his feet on you!

How many chances does he get?

Forgets your birthday every year

It’s not my place to interfere

but…

Monogamy is nice when it makes you feel secure

But relationships should not be something

You have to endure