Anthony Hill - Simple Simon Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

CThere goes SimonF, he’s got four Ggirlfriends and a moped

 They allF want to ride on C F G F

CBut he’s only goFt one helmet andG there’s only one of him

FSo you know who will be Cwearing Fit G F

CThey’re smiling Fand laughing, anGd as someone always says

 It’s an Faccident waiting to happCen F G F

CBut he pretends Fthat he cannot hGear, he’s got his brothers’ licence

 And he’lFl be old enough himself Cthis timFe next yGear F

Chorus

AmA few moGre yearsF from now, SimonAm will beG lookingF round thinking

AmWhy did Gnobody tFell me, it wouldAmn’t alwaGys be soF easy

AmTo find Ga girl tFhat likes me, noAmw I’m olGder and FI’m slightly

AmOverweigGht and IF’m alone, the giAmrls I knGew have Fgrown

AmThey no Glonger aFnswer the phone G

when I ring them

Verse 2

CIt’s simple SimoFn, you picked alGl your fruit

 Before iFt even had time to ripenC F G F

CNow all the girlFs that liked ya Ghave seen what you really were

FAt school; a bit of a waCnker! F G F

Chorus

AmOh it’s Gsuch a sFhame, cos Simon Amhas actuGally chaFnged

AmHe’s goiGng “why Fdid nobody tell Amme it woGuldn’t aFlways be so easy?”

AmTo find Ga girl tFhat likes me, noAmw I’m olGder and FI’m slightly

AmOverweigGht and IF’m alone, the giAmrls I knGew have Fgrown

AmThey no Glonger aFnswer the phone…G when I ring them

Verse 3

CIt’s simple SimoFn; act your age Gand eventually

 A nice gFirl will come along and Cfind youF G F

CIt’s simple SimoFn; act your age Gand eventually

FThe right girl will comeC along aFnd maybeG F

CWant to marry yoFu and have your Gbabies

 Not partFicularly in that order! C F G F

*Repeat Chorus*